February 5, 2007
Jack Armstrong says HELLO!!
Lang wrote this today:
A couple of questions to ponder from the last few days. Feel free to comment.
1. How many times did you watch Tyronn Lue’s buzzer beater last night?
2. Who’s first step looks more horrible - Andrea Bargnani, Jose Garbajosa, or Matt Bonner?
3. Who’s dribbling looks more horrible - Andrea Bargnani, Jose Garbajose, or Matt Bonner?
4. Did you nearly fall off your chair when Rasho completed the alley-oop the other night?
5. Do you wish Fred Jones just stayed injured for the rest of the season?
6. Is Darrick Martin still one burger away from retirement?
7. Does Sam Mitchell start every answer with, “It’s like I tell the guys all the time…”
8. Is Jim Todd finally starting to enjoy his halftime interview?
9. Who looks like the most disinterested player on the team - Rasho or Jorge?
10. Is Jose Calderon constantly cold, or does he just blow into his hands a lot?
11. Will Chris Bosh ever start a play without catching the ball and counting to three?
12. If you close your eyes and listen to Sam Mitchell and Mr. T talk, don’t they sound like the same person?
13. Will Paul Jones finally pass puberty and grow a man’s voice?
14. Can someone tell Kris Humphries he isn’t a scoring option?
15. Is the ‘Little Engine’ the most ridiculous nick name you’ve ever heard for a Raptor?
Cheers!
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February 6th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
16. Where can I get a “HELLO!” t-shirt?
Jorge Garbajosa’s first step is definitely the worst, he looks like a dude in ski boots trying to do the running man.
Rasho looks more disinterested, sometimes you at least get a shrug or smirk from Garbo.
Not only does Jose blow in his hands a lot, he also makes that ridiculous 3 symbol with both hands when he drains one AND when a teammate does. It’s bad enough when you hit your own three, when you do it on somebody else’s, it’s downright goofy.
February 7th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Ok, all I can say is RAPS!!!